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November 20, 2012

What I learned today, November 18

The odds of a U.S. resident getting killed by terrorism from Islamic extremists are roughly the same as dying in a bathtub.

November 11, 2012

Things a man shouldn't say on a first date, as evidenced by the awkward couple seated to my right at Nice Matin earlier this evening

"No, thanks, I'm pretty sure I'm allergic."

"Well, they say the proper body-mass index is..."